I'm leaving this blog. Here is my new one:

tiny black birds

Getting Leggy: Debate.

American Apparel Tie Dye Leggings VS Costume Department Tie-Dye Leggings
Which ones are more delicious?

Happy Feet!

Summer is arriving (quickly, it seems like), and I need to make sure my feet are in perfect condition for the sandal-wearing, footloose and fancy-free footwear options. Truth? It doesn't take much.


#1: A Pumice Stone. For the change in my pocket, I will acquire the most necessary tool to complete my quest.

Pumice Stone, Sephora, $2.50

#2: Udderly Smooth Udder Cream. Despite the gimmicky advertising and whatnot, this is the best lotion I've ever used. I'm the type of gal to use unscented lotion and spray the perfume. Scented lotions just aren't my thing. Plus, this lotion is thick, creamy, and lasts for hours while I work retail. Ching!

Udderly Smooth Udder Cream, 12 oz. for $4.49 , Any Drugstore or Grocery

#3: Emery Board. Okay, so the Sephora brand is not necessary. I actually have a seven-step emery board that would kick the Sephora brand emery board's ass. This one is da bomb!

Trim 7-Way Nail Buffer, CVS Drugstore, $2.63

#4: Red Nail Polish. FACT: There is a flattering shade of red nail polish for everyone. This one happens to be mine. It is ultra-classy and goes with everything!

OPI Vodka and Caviar Nail Polish, Nail Salon, $8

Murder, She Wrote...

I don't know whether or not it's completely insane to say that I would kill for this
bag.It's pretty much my dream bag. The soft leather, the round silver studs, perfect hardware, cross-body strap, perfect neutral hue. Ahhhhhhh, delicious.


Marc by Marc Jacobs Softy City Bag in Pale Grey, Saks Fifth Avenue, $428

DIRTY LOVES CLEAN.

Cleanliness is next to godliness. I've been searching high and low for beautiful, natural soaps that will not cause me to break out in a ridiculous rash. Behold, DIRTY LOVES CLEAN. Not only is the packaging amazing, but the products look good enough to eat. No, seriously. Check out this birthday cake soap:



What is not adorable about this? The soaps as well as lip balms are sold here: DIRTY LOVES CLEAN. I am so in love.

sup daisy lowe

where did my lamb go?

I'm selling my L.A.M.B swingpack bag on ebay. It's so cute and actually really rare to find, but I never fucking wear it. Why? I'm an idiot. Take advantage of my stupidity.